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A pair of young lovers are parked somewhere, doing what young lovers do, when the big python decides to pay a visit. Yet, for all of the required expendable victims (gee, I wonder if those rich hunters will all get killed?) and the usual sequel-friendly ending, Boa vs Python does have what is probably one of THE strangest scenes of recent memory.
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Most of the film is spent underground in a series of tunnels, with characters talking about and looking for the snakes, but far too little of the actual snakes themselves. We get the usual love/hate bit between Emmett and BondsÑwho knew dolphin and snake experts couldn't get along?Ñbefore they fall for each other, thanks to some underwater mouth-to-mouth.ĭirector David Flores, who worked as editor on both Boa and Python 2, does what he can with what was apparently a fairly low-budget, though his stab at making Eastern Europe look like the outskirts of Philadelphia just doesn't cut it. Emmett (David Hewlett),and it is his 80-foot red boa, which he has named Betty, that has to get outfitted with Bond's implants (I love saying that). The other hero is studly snake expert Dr. The same can't be said for Angel Boris, another Playmate, playing Broddick's gun-toting girlfriend Eve, and in a gratuitous bit of "we're adding this to get an R-rating to make it look different than when it aired on Sci-Fi Channel" nudity, she takes a leisurely, spongy bath and wanders around nude for a few minutes. For those concerned with the realÑthough unspokenÑissues, Bergman does remain fully-clothed throughout (though she does have a pool scene early on). I suppose there is some immediate degree of humor in connecting the well-endowed Bergman and implants, and sure enough the script tosses out a couple of fairly funny one-liners on the subject. Monica Bonds, who is some sort of dolphin expert that has perfected the aforementioned GPS/video/audio implants. One of the heroes in this mess is former Playboy Playmate Jaime Bergman as Dr. The escape prompts a slight change in locale for the money hungry Broddick, but the hunt is still on unbeknownst to them, however, the FBI has brought in their own 80-foot scarlet queen boaÑequipped with a GPS and video/audio feed implantsÑto track down the rogue reptile. In what is becoming a trend ( Freddy vs Jason, Alien vs Predator), apparently the filmmakers thought a big boa versus a big python would have the same cachet, not realizing that the title sounds like a Discovery Channel documentary.Ī loose, loose sequel of sorts to fragments of Python and Boa (so loose it barely merits a mention), the story here is built around an 80-foot python that escapes from its high-tech cage while being transported to oily tycoon Broddick (Adam Kendrick), who intends on using the snake to lure a group of wealthy hunters to a private range to hunt it.
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That's a bad omen in what is basically a low-budget exercise in "let's try to make a big snake movie without showing the snakes too often". Too bad that scene, with two giant snakes battling each other in what appears to be some unnamed big city while a military helicopter fires a missile at them, doesn't appear anywhere in this particular movie. MPAA Rating: R for violence, sexuality/nudity and languageĭVD ReviewNice artwork on the cover for this oneÑvery promising, in a tacky B-movie kind of way. Stars: Jaime Bergman, David Hewlett, Adam Kendrick "In my book, people who play with snakes are creepy."